[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. ( D:< )
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (yeahhhh)
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (alll the time!!!)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.(
[x] You have been called a blond. (im not blonde )

TOTAL: 5

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.(too much)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (like 3 times a week!!)

TOTAL: 7

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less. (I TYPE WITH 4!!!!)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (my uh...kitchen rug)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.(agreed sprite does burn D
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.(oh lawd...)

TOTAL: 10

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (when im talking...its really annoying because ill be like...."uhhhh what was i saying again?")
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (see above)
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 13

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.(yesssssss)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.(dreamweaver homework )
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.(geeze i do that all the time too :/)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 17

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.(/=kindaaaa)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.()
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.(well..it only has 3 wheels :/)
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.(its fun!!)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means. (it does?)
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.(maybe e_e....)

TOTAL: 24

GRAND TOTAL: 24

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.